Re: burgers of karachi and their lifestyle
If your envy of the sex IQ of school kids is any indication, your knowledge of Karachi’s past and its politics would be lacking as well. Thanks but no thanks.
Don’t worry koran thumping mullah, no one is forcing you to shave off your beard. 
As regards theories, If I had had enunciated one, last person I’d think about poking holes in it is a two bit defender of islam and faith as yourself. 
Keep shooting your blanks. 