Bumper Stickers
Kids in the back seat cause accidents; Accidents in the back seat cause kids.
Watch out for the idiot behind me.
Keep honking, I’m reloading.
Early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
When everything’s coming your way, you’re in the wrong lane.
I intend to live forever - so far, so good.
Dont piss me off- I am running out of places to hide the bodies.
Stupidity is not a handicap. Park elsewhere!
Police Station Toilet Stolen… Cops have nothing to go on.
Welcome to Kentucky - Set your watch back 20 years.
Honk if you love peace and quiet.
You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.
Honk If You Want To See My Finger!
Don’t drink and drive, you might hit a speed bump and spill your drink.
I only brake for fairies, elves, gnomes, the toothfairy, the easter bunny, santa and other little creatures that only I can see.
Cover me. I’m changing lanes.
**Dont laugh. Your daughter could be in here. **
