BUMPER STICKERS FOR LADIES –
BEHIND EVERY SUCCESSFUL WOMAN IS HERSELF
OH MY GOD,
I THINK I’M BECOMING THE MAN I WANTED TO MARRY!GINGER ROGERS DID EVERYTHING FRED ASTAIRE DID, BUT SHE DID IT
BACKWARDS AND IN HIGH HEELSA WOMAN IS LIKE A TEA BAG…YOU DON’T KNOW HOW STRONG SHE IS
UNTIL YOU PUT HER IN HOT WATERI HAVE YET TO HEAR A MAN ASK FOR ADVICE ON HOW TO COMBINE
MARRIAGE AND A CAREERSO MANY MEN,
SO FEW WHO CAN AFFORD MECOFFEE, CHOCOLATE, MEN …
SOME THINGS ARE JUST BETTER RICHDON’T TREAT ME ANY DIFFERENTLY
THAN YOU WOULD THE QUEENI’M OUT OF ESTROGEN AND I HAVE A GUN
WARNING: I HAVE AN ATTITUDE AND I KNOW HOW TO USE IT
OF COURSE I DON’T LOOK BUSY…
I DID IT RIGHT THE FIRST TIMEDO NOT START WITH ME. YOU WILL NOT WIN
ALL STRESSED OUT AND NO ONE TO CHOKE
I CAN BE ONE OF THOSE BAD
THINGS THAT HAPPENS TO BAD PEOPLEHOW CAN I MISS YOU IF YOU WON’T GO AWAY?
DON’T UPSET ME!
I’M RUNNING OUT OF PLACES TO HIDE THE BODIESAnd last but not least:
IF YOU WANT BREAKFAST IN BED,
SLEEP IN THE KITCHEN
Good ones, they’re all funny :k: