We’ve been notified by Building Security, that there
have been 4 suspected terrorists working at our
office.
Three of the four have been apprehended. Bin Sleepin,
Bin Loafin, and Bin Drinkin have been taken into
custody. Security advised us that they could find no
one fitting the description of the fourth cell member,
Bin Workin, in the office. Police are confident that
anyone who looks like he’s Bin Workin will be very
easy to spot.