**yeh REAL joke hai 
ek the miyaaN ‘Buddhhoo Raam’ aur unko train meN LOWER BERTH mili thi. train meN baiThte huye dost ne kahaa k Khairiyat se pahoNchte hii ek telegram bhej denaa.
train chali to ek bachchaa zid karne lagaa k mujhe window pe baiThnaa hai. bachche ke maaN baap ne miyaan ‘Buddhhoo Raam’ se guzaarish kii k vo UPPER BERTH le leN aur bachche ko lower berth per rahne deN…majboor ho kar unhoN ne unkii guzaarish qubool kar li. raat bhar ke safar ke ba’d jab vo apne shahr pahoNche to fauran dost ko telegram diyaa…yeh telegram bhejaa:
gave ‘BIRTH’ to a child. jourtney was very UNCOMFORTABLE…rest is fine!**
