anyone remember that old paki stage show ** buddha ghar peh hai? **
this joke is soo similar!
A husband and his wife were sound asleep when suddenly the
phone rang. The husband picked up the phone and said, “Hello?
How the heck do I know? What do I look like, a weatherman?”
He then slammed the phone down and settled into bed.
“Who was that?” asked his wife. “I don’t know. It was some guy
who wanted to know if the coast was clear.”
'“Tell me whom you love and I will tell you who
you are…”