**It was graduation day at UNC, and the professors
were giving out the degrees. The crowd started
chanting Bubba, Bubba, Bubba!
The president of the University asked, “Who’s
Bubba?”
"Bubba is a guy who’s been at the University for
twenty years, and hasn’t graduated.
The professor called Bubba up and told him that
if he can answer one question, he would graduate.
He asked him, “What is 4+4?”
“8,” Bubba said.
“Boo!” the crowd roared. “Give him another
chance, give him another chance!”
**