Broken Legs
At the hospital, there was a man laying in the
emergency room, the doctor opened the door and
walked toward the man. ‘Doctor,’ the man said,
‘Will I be ok?’
The doctor turned to him and said, ‘Well there is
good and bad news.’
‘Tell me the bad news’, said the man.
‘Well,’ said the doctor, ‘the bad news is that we
are going to half to cut both your legs off.’
‘Ohh my god,’ said the man, ‘What the hell is the
good news?’
‘The good news is,’ said the doctor, ‘see that man
over there, he wants to buy your shoes..’
“even if u r not hungry just be greedy”