British men prefer Indian food to sex

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After a few drinks, British men begin to prefer Indian food to British women, according to a new survey of male sexual attitudes in Britain. A survey of 10,000 men by Loaded magazine has revealed that, after a few beers, 53 per cent of men would like something like a kebab, 19 per cent sleep, and only 28 per cent sex.

The magazine said it was surprised by what it called the “relative abstinence” among British men because as many as 43 per cent of the men said they had “only slept with between one and five people.” Thirty percent reported having had between five and 20 sexual partners, and 13 percent between 20 and 50 partners. Four percent spoke of 50 to 100 partners, while one percent crossed 100.

Nearly a quarter of the men polled had had sexual contact with another man. In what it described as less surprising findings, the survey showed that 100 percent of the men said they had cheated on their girlfriends, and 100 percent of the men said they masturbate.

The survey showed that seven percent of British men lose their virginity below the age of 12, 22 percent between 12 and 15, and 55 percent between 16 and 20. Nine percent said they were “still waiting.”

As many as 54 percent of the men said they want sex three times a day or more, but 33 percent said they get it only on weekends.

The survey found that 12 percent of the men surveyed have had a threesome with two girls and another four percent with more than two girls. Another four percent said they had taken part in an orgy. As many as 23 percent said they had had sex in a disabled toilet (which is larger than ordinary toilets).

Of the men surveyed, 17 percent said they prefer to masturbate partly because if they had sex “she’ll probably want to talk afterwards.”

Sixty percent of British men have had sex in their cars, 35 percent in alleyways, 64 percent in the kitchen, 54 percent in a field, 89 percent in bed, four percent in a zoo, eight percent in a supermarket, 17 percent in a lift and nine percent in an aeroplane.

Almost half the men said their favourite fantasy centred round their sister’s girlfriends. Only 17 percent said they like the missionary position.

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A survey of 10,000 men by Loaded magazine has revealed that....only 28 per cent sex.<<

I think it is time to move our desi single jawaans to Britain. They need our help. chukko apna apna samaan te chalo Ingland:)

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Disclaimer] :* Follwing post is purely for entertainment purposes(like the previous two weren’t). Minimum age limit to read is 18.*

On a second thought, many interesting discoveries in this report.

what it called the “relative abstinence” among British men <<

so that talk in India about goray being khassi in 1800-1900s was true.

Four percent spoke of 50 to 100 partners, while one percent crossed 100.<<

Olympic mein koi aik hi jeet’ta hai ji

the survey showed that 100 percent of the men said they had cheated on their girlfriends, and 100 percent of the men said they masturbate.<<

hmmm…saaly vekhan nu kinnay bholay bhaalay lagday ne.

The survey showed that seven percent of British men lose their virginity below the age of 12, 22 percent between 12 and 15, and 55 percent between 16 and 20. <<

I can hear desi boys saying “lucky bastards”.

Nine percent said they were “still waiting.”<<

haath na pahunche thoo kauRi, sada poora gupstan wait kar riya ay

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As many as 54 percent of the men said they want sex three times a day or more, but 33 percent said they get it only on weekends.<<

Economist NYA sahib…demand supply da masla lagda ay

The survey found that 12 percent of the men surveyed have had a threesome with two girls and another four percent with more than two girls. <<

again.“lucky lucky bastards”

As many as 23 percent said they had had sex in a disabled toilet (which is larger than ordinary toilets).<<

no wonder Anokha ji made so much money in real estate.

Of the men surveyed, 17 percent said they prefer to masturbate partly because if they had sex “she’ll probably want to talk afterwards.”<<

I agree talking afterwards is very sick. talking before is a mazboori also. Is talk necessary, chup karke nai sar sakda? NYAhmadi kujh chaanan paao?

four percent in a zoo, <<

may be they work there thats why.

eight percent in a supermarket, <<

swear god I am not going to go shopping for dairy products when I visit Ingland next time.

Almost half the men said their favourite fantasy centred round their sister’s girlfriends. <<

chalo shukkar ay kittay sister da na nai le ditta

[This message has been edited by ChannMahi (edited October 05, 2000).]

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aao tum ko batata hoon main zawaal-e-Ahl-e-Maghrib ka plan
Ahle-e-Maghrib ko musalmaano kay ghar paida karo

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Sitaaron Pay Jo Daltay Hain Kamand!

Shaheen=An Eagle or A Flacon!
How come people come up with the idea that Shaheen is a “gal”???

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crikey...

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Very informative. It explains a lot of things that didn’t make sense to me when I was a student in England. My English Male friends wanting to go for a “good” Indian meal after a few at the student union now makes a lot of sense to me. I thought they were doing that just to show me of their acceptance of Desi culture.

One thing the Survey didn’t ask was about “doing it on the train”.

Chunn Ji. English people are very strange, English males in particular. Understanding their Sexual Habits is like a Window to understanding their Culture. No wonder that England has produced a lot of writers and artists. One can only reach the loftiness of imagination without having Sex on his mind at all times. That’s exactly the reason why our Countries are too behind, economically, artistically, and in many other disciplines. And yes Sex is not an Art.

Thanks Chilli for introducing us to a Cultural aspect of the English. May be Xtreme can point out some cause and affect of such a behavior and how it benefits Desi Males living in the UK.

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aah...I have been enriched! English people are so promiscuous. Can't we have a lowdown on the behaviour of women now?

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hmm
i'm english
what does that tell ya???

the dictionary is the only place where success comes before work

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[quote]
Originally posted by ChannMahi:
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Chan Gee,
Dil gush kar ditta tussaN

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(yara when are u on VC (damn time diff))**

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English men drink too much, period. In the rest of Europe, drink is taken with food as an accompinement. In England, people drink to get plastered. look at the title of the magazine that this survey comes from; 'Loaded'. Yes indeed.

IMO, if we actually step out of London where a big proportion are not native Englishers anyway, we get a better idea of the size of the drink problem. Too many men are bloated, pot-bellied and puffy-faced from excessive drinking. They overdo it. After 10 pints, they are barely capable of a game of darts, so sex is pretty much out of the question. A nice hot curry washed down with more lager is definitely a more manageable task. Some of the curry gets eaten, some it ends up on their shirts, and if they have had more drink than they can handle, some of it ends up on the pavement outside the restaurant.

This is just a basic observation, cause and effect maybe I will go into later and benefits to desi males I don't really want to go into...