Two guys from Pakistan decide to go to England. When they get there, they bet each other who can be more English than the other after 2 years.
Anyways, 2 years later they meet up at Lahore Karahi on Southall Broadway.
One guy says, “I am more English than you. I go fishing, drink beer with my friends in the pub, support England at all football matches, and hate the Germans. What about you”
The second guy says “F*ck off you Paki”