Brief Answers
Sardar Gurbachan Singh is appearing for his University final examination. He takes his seat in the examination hall, stares at the
question paper for five minutes, and then in a fit of inspiration takes his shoes off and throws them out of the window. He then removes his turban and throws it away as well. His shirt, pant, socks and watch follow suit. The alarmed invigilator approaches him and asks what is going on. “Oye, I am only following the instructions of answering questions in brief,” says the sardar.
Sheraz with two red ears went to his doctor. The doctor asked him what had happened to his ears and he answered: “I was ironing a shirt and the phone rang, but instead of picking up the phone, I accidentally
picked up the iron and stuck it to my ear.” “Oh dear!” the doctor exclaimed in disbelief, “But what happened to your other ear?” “The scoundrel called back.”
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