I believe that Iconoclast is implying (in a cumbersome and verbose manner)
If by "cumbersome and verbose" you mean "convoluted and nonsensical"... I'm familiar with the English language but you'd need a PhD in Gibberish to decipher that phrase!
that we're bitter old spinsters who are jealous of married women, and are sublimating our latent inferiority complexes by mocking their tackiness.
Ah, I see! Notwithstanding the possibility that any and all of the contributors on this thread are married or engaged to be, I suppose it never occurred to our iconoclastic friend that women can have opinions based purely on things such as "personal taste". I guess it's to be expected if your interactions with the fairer sex are limited to arguments you've instigated the Wedding forum in GupShup; perhaps Iconoclast would hold a higher opinion of us if he perused the Fashion & Beauty threads, instead? Just a suggestion.