Brides' Hate Revisited*

Is that a trick question?

As in: ‘none’.

YOU GET TO** SIT?!?** * WHY ARE YOU COMPLAINING?!?* I once went to a wedding where we had to stand for 1.75 hours until those evil b@stards would open the dining hall and let us in! Had I but known, I wouldn’t have crammed my feet into 4 1/2" stilettos!

That “Den of Vipers” is my family, so we’re not exactly strangers.

If “the invitation says 6pm”, the bride and groom should be arriving at 5PM, to set a good example. Effing slackers!

I admire their logistics; I’ve tried that too many times only to arrive exactly 1 minute after all of the food was cleared away. :*(