I’ll go first, then, shall I?
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I humbly submit: “Pakistani Bride at Macy’s”. The name says it all. Rather than accept that the bridal look is decided months/weeks in advance, and thus plan accordingly, the following Desi bride chose to march herself and her bridal party over to Macy’s on her wedding day for a complementary MAC makeover. Now, I can’t say what the bride’s reasoning was: perhaps she decided it would be cheaper/simpler to just book a makeover at the MAC counter and purchase the required minimum $40 worth of merchandise, or perhaps her actual makeup artist had a last minute emergency/coronary and simply couldn’t make it.
Personally, I feel that the only time you should have your bridal makeup done at a counter in Macy’s is if your reception is being held at the Sbarros next door, so I can’t fathom why any bride would want to let others in on such a travesty, let alone have it recorded for posterity! The logic is just plain Paki!*
And before you bleeding hearts claim that some brides simply don’t have the money to afford a proper makeup artist, I humbly submit Exhibit B:
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These folks ain’t exactly hurtin’ for money!
*And to any brides who have seen that video and are already getting ideas, I have only two words for you: You Tube.