Brides' Hate Revisited*

I think it’s one thing to be compelled (by dint of an eleventh hour-cancellation) to have your makeup done at the MAC counter at Macy’s; it’s another thing entirely to have the ordeal filmed for posterity. Call me crazy, but I think this was premeditated; otherwise the bride would be in a state of complete mortification.

The whole “complimentary bridal makeover” thing is just so… Desi.