-JOKE-
A boaj walked into a saloon. He went up to the receptionist
and said, “I’d like to get my hair cut!!!” The
receptionist replied, “OK, sit over there, it’ll be about
5 minutes.” She noticed that he had headphones on.
“Sir, you’re going to have to remove those headphones.” The
boaj didn’t reply and walked away. Later on, when
he was called, the receptionist said, “Sir, you really need
to remove those headphones for her to cut your hair!”
“No,” said the boaj “you don’t understand! I really need
these.” The haircutter sat the boaj down and said, “sir,
you need to remove those ear phones.” “I’m very sorry,
I can’t. Please just cut around them.” The hair cutter
tried, but couldn’t. She got so fed up that she took
off the ear phones and threw them to the ground. The boaj
was OK for a couple of seconds, but he turned blue, then
purple, and finally he dropped down to the floor in a dead
faint. All the other customers and hairdressers came to
investigate. The boaj’s haircutter put on the earphones and
heard a gentle voice saying…“breath in. Breath out.
Breath in. Breath out. Breath in…”
“even if u r not hungry just be greedy”