Santa Singh had difficulties starting a conversation with a woman. He asked a friend for help who said, “Well, you can start by asking the lady whether or not she is married? How many kids she has, etc. etc.” Santa Singh liked that advice and decided to give it a try at an upcoming wedding.
At the wedding, he saw a beautiful woman. He went up to her and after formal introduction, asked her, “Are you married?” The lady said, “No.” He then asked her, “How many kids do you have?” Upon seeing that lady’s reaction, he fled the scene.
He then thought that he must have done something wrong, so decided to give another lady a try. He approached another woman and after formal introduction, asked her, “How many kids do you have?” The lady said, “Three.” He then asked her, “Are you married?”