HAHAAHA G*** main dum nahin hum kisi se kum nahin totally fits on ur army.
Ohhh you and your buddy here are sooo tough and brave and fierce fighters. I'm sure both of you have so much dum in your gaands than the entire Indian army combined. So, tell you what, next time there's a terrorist attack in India and your army gets mobilized to Pakistani border (but won't attack as we all know) you two, the dynamic duo, should take the initiative and charge towards Pakistan. After all, with so much dum in your gaands it shouldn't be a problem kickin an entire country's ass. I have complete faith in both of you. May chuck norris be with you.