A father is in church with three of his young children, in-
cluding his five year old daughter. As was customary, he sat
in the very front row so that the children could properly
witness the service.
During this particular service, the minister was performing
the baptism of a tiny infant. The little five year old girl
was taken by this, observing that he was saying something
and pouring water over the infant’s head.
With a quizzical look on her face, the little girl turned to
her father and asked in a whisper, “Daddy, why is he brain-washing that baby?”