How could all of your cousins have an aunt who is not your aunt?
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ur mom is thier aunt!
A man says, “Brothers and sisters, have I none, but that man’s father is my father’s son.” Who is he pointing at?
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his son!
You have a dime and a dollar, you buy a dog and a collar, the dog is a dollar more than the collar, how much is the collar?
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a nickel!the dog cost 1.05
On my way to the fair, I met 7 jugglers and a bear, every juggler had 6 cats, every cat had 5 rats, every rat had 4 houses, every house had 3 mouses, every mouse had 2 louses, every louse had a spouse. How many in all are going to the fair?
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just me!the others were comming from the fair!
You are driving a bus. Four people get on, three people get off, then eight people get on and ten people get off, then 6 people get on and 2 more people get off. What color were the bus driver’s eyes?