Three mice are sitting at a bar bull****ting about which one is the
toughest, most hardcore, macho mouse.
The first mouse does a shot, slams the glass on the bar and says, “I set
off mouse traps just for fun. I grab the cheese and when the bar comes down, I
benchpress 50 or 60 reps before I take my loot home.” He slams another shot.
The second mouse downs a shot and says, “That’s nothin’, bro. I eat
those rodent-poison tablets like candy. I can chow a whole box of Decon
without even farting.” He slams another shot.
The third mouse downs a shot and walks away from the bar. “Where ya
going, ya wimp?” the other mice chortle. The third mouse shrugs. “I’m going home
to f**k the cat.”
