An expectant father, who is out of town, calls up the maternity centre where his wife is due to deliver a baby. Mistakenly, he calls up the Lords cricket stadium where a match is being palyed. An attendant at the stadium picks up the phone:
The expectant father: “Whats the condition?”
The stadium attendant: “GREAT!! We’ve already got five out! And guess what! The fifth one was a duck!!!”"
**Get Back to Where you Once Belonged! **
I don’t have a clue how cricket is played, but the joke sure is funny.
Good one beatle
Oh Babydoll! duck means one batsman was bowled out on zero(no score)
By the way which game do you play or used to play in your childhood "stappo" or "kho kho"
ohhhh. cricket looks too complex. I know how baseball is played.
Did i tell you that I dont know urdu that well?
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I always liked to play with my dolls
hahhahha great
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I bet it is very hard for You to love all of everybody in the whole
world. There are few people in my family and I could never do it.
Lol
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There cannot be a crisis next week…my schedule is already full! - Henry Kissinger
He Must have had a heart attack after that news
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Watnay deeyan Thandiyaan Chainyaan O yaar!!!
L O L good joke