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Cats do what they want, when they want.
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They rarely listen to you.
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They’re totally unpredictable.
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They whine when they are not happy.
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When you want to play they want to be left alone.
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When you want to be alone, they want to play.
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They expect you to cater to their every whim.
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They’re moody.
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They leave their hair everywhere.
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They drive you nuts.
Conclusion: Cats are small women in fur coats.
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Dogs spend all day sprawled on the most comfortable piece of furniture in the house.
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They can hear a package of food opening half a block away, but don’t hear you when you’re in the same room.
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They can look dumb and lovable all at the same time.
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They growl when they are not happy.
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When you want to play, they want to play.
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When you want to be alone, they want to play.
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They leave their toys everywhere.
Conclusion: They’re tiny men in little fur coats.