JOKE # 1
Manager, a Secretary and a CEO of a business firm in a large city were walking through a park on their way to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a Genie comes out in a puff of smoke. The Genie
says, "I usually only grant three wishes, so I’ll give each of you just one.
“Me first! Me first!” says the Manager . “I want to be in the Bahamas, driving a speedboat, without a care in the world.” Pouf! He’s gone. In astonishment.
“Me next! Me next!” says the Secretary . “I want to be in Hawaii, relaxing on the beach , an endless supply of pina coladas and the love of my life.” Pouf! He’s gone.
“You’re next,” the Genie says to the CEO . The CEO says, “I want those two back in the office after lunch.”
The Moral of the story:
**Always let your Boss have the first say. **