[FONT=Comic Sans MS]> Whenever James Bond meets someone he introduces
himself saying:-
“The name is BOND!!! (smiles…)…JAMES
BOND…!!!”His style is absolutely killing…but when he meets
one of the Telugu
guy…the scence is somewhat different:–Telugu Guy: “Hello, May I know your name please?”
James Bond: “The name is Bond”
Continuing in his inimitable style, " …James
Bond."Then Bond asks: “And you?”
Telugu Guy: " My name is Reddy…
Siva Reddy…
Samba Siva Reddy…
Venkata Samba Siva Reddy…
Srinivasa Venkata Samba Siva Reddy…
Yarlagadda Srinivasa Venkata Samba Siva Reddy…
Rajasekhara Yarlagadda Srinivasa Venkata Samba Siva
Reddy…Sitaramanjaneyula Rajasekhara Yarlagadda Srinivasa
Venkata Samba Siva
Reddy…Vijayawada Sitaramanjaneyula Rajasekhara Yarlagadda
Srinivasa Venkata
Samba Siva Reddy…"James Bond faints…
Since then when anyone asks Bond his name he simply
says “James Bond”