Bombay Dreams goes belly up in New York

By Khalid Hasan

WASHINGTON: Going by the reviews which if bad, can sink a show, the much-hyped Bombay Dreams which opened on Broadway last week has gone “belly up”.

The New York Times and Washington Post have both ridiculed the $14 million Andrew Lloyd Webber musical extravaganza with music by Indian music director A. R. Rahman. The New York Times in a scathing review, while noting its splash of gorgeous colour, said “yet such is the perverse spell cast by this friendly, flat and finally unengaging tale of glamorous movie folk and lovable untouchables that everything seems to melt into one neutral blur before your eyes, like a monochromatic symphony in the key of beige.” Noting that the advertising of the show had promised that the audience would be taken somewhere where they had never been before, quipped that “even theatergoers who have never seen a sari or eaten papadum are likely to find Bombay Dreams as familiar as this morning’s breakfast. It takes more than color, evidently, to be colorful.” Ben Brantley, the NYT reviewer, called the musical “an expensive model of blandness.”

“Bombay Dreams,” he wrote “tries to translate with a wink the formulas of Bollywood musical melodramas. But the effect is of the wide-eyed, helpless stare of something trapped in a listless limbo between tipsy spoof and sober sincerity. That was more or less the verdict of many critics in London when the show opened there two years ago, but Bombay Dreams went on to become a fat, nose-thumbing hit. A similarly defiant success in New York is not assured, however, since London has a much larger and more culturally conspicuous population of South Asian descent than New York does.”

The review observed in conclusion, “For a Broadway show set in Bombay that has arrived by way of London, this musical winds up suggesting another provenance altogether: Las Vegas, land of the flashy floor show and simulacra of foreign metropolises, where live entertainment exists mostly as lavish background noise.”

The Washington Post ran its review by Peter Marks under the headline ‘Belly up in Bollywood’ review began with the cynical comment that Bombay Dreams “is not without value to the cause of international understanding. In fact, it makes an important contribution to the advancement of global culture: the wet sari.” In the shows big number ‘Shakalaka Baby,’ jet sprays shoot columns of water high into the air as the dancers gyrate into the fountain and emerge drenched. “It’s a dose of the subcontinent by way of Caesars Palace,” wrote the reviewer.

The “hyperkinetic dancers,” the paper wrote “of this colorful, twitchy, witless exercise” pump elbows and thrust pelvises, music-video style.” The “wet sari” number, wrote Mr Marks, is “such a bubbly piece of kitsch, such a torrential downpour of showbiz cliché, that it almost qualifies as a lark. Almost. What denies it guilty pleasure status - what sends the show spinning, spinning down the drain - isn’t the terminally dumb plot (a parody of the filmic conventions of Bollywood) or the insipid characters (stock figures from every romance you’ve ever seen). It’s a tone deafness in the humour, a comic cluelessness that’s hard to fathom.”

The review went on the ridicule the show even further with the observation that “this musical makes the Broadway season’s other towering misfires, Taboo and The Boy From Oz, seem like worthy candidates for literary analysis by Renaissance scholars. The dialogue of Bombay Dreams … lands with a relentless thud … The musical traffics in such shallow images of India that you are surprised to discover the concession stand isn’t serving plates of tandoori chicken … Lacking satirical bite, the story exists to be endured, like a bad date.”

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Bombay Dreams ‘one of the silliest musicals in memory’

Washington: The much-hyped musical Bombay Dreams which opened last week to scathing reviews on Broadway has been panned by yet another important publication that calls it “one of the silliest musicals in memory.”

Earlier, reviews in the New York Times and Washington Post ridiculed the show as loud and wasteful. John Lahr, writing in the May 10 issue of the New Yorker magazine describes the Andrew Lloyd Webber show with and an all-Indian cast and music by AR Rehman “moral slobbism foisted on Americans from abroad.” It sums up the story as that of Akaash, the “scum from the slum”, an untouchable from the Bombay slums who gets discovered by the Bollywood diva, Rani, who helps make him a star too.

The New Yorker critic writes sardonically, “Over the course of nine production numbers, Akaash briefly forgets his roots but not, unfortunately, the lyrics,” including those of the show’s hit song, ‘Shakalaka Baby,’ whose “most eloquent passage goes, ‘Shakalaka baby, shakalaka baby/Come and shakalaka with me.’” Mr Lahr expresses regret that “when you find yourself watching the drummers at the side of the stage instead of the exotic nubile hordes giving good cleavage in front of you, there’s a problem.”

The review ends on a devastating note. “The actress and masterly cookbook writer Madhur Jaffrey plays Shanti, Akaash’s grandmother, who lives to see Akaash save both her shanty town and his soul. Jaffrey’s book ‘From Curries to Kebabs’ in on sale in the theatre lobby. I recommend her recipes; it’s the show I can’t swallow.” —Staff Report

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why did not our resident Indian expert cum spin doctor Imran Dhanji pick this up?

oh he wouldn't do THAT. You know. :)

powers u beat him to it bud' warna dhanji wouldn't have missed this golden opportunity even though this news isn't exactly indian friendly...

They suck bad, and their films are an ample proof of that. This just takes it one step further. The US audience isn't as linked to Indieland [as much as 'they' would have you believe] and it doesn't stand much chance. Can you expect Ramakrishnas and their ilk to turn up for a Broadway performance?