Bollywood stars at a cricket match ..

Hangout Humor (Rated G)
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Ajit to Umpire : Abbe Umpire tumhaari maa hamaare kabze mein hai. Agar mein out huaa to woh duniya se out ho jaayegi

Jeevan(in his usual ishtyle):huaaann haaiinn..abbe umpire ke bachey…agar apne biei bachchon ki jindagi chahta hai to chuchaap apni
ungli ko apni gaand mein daal ke rakh aur umpirigiri karr.

Mithun da :Abbeyy eyyii umpirvaa…abhi kisi ki maii ne aisaich mard paiida nahi kiya jo appunn ko out kar sakkey.. agar paiida ho gaya ..to kasam haii paiida karney waale ki..appun…usko
maar maar ke tere kadmo mein daal dega..

Iftekhaar Saaheb(usually comes in Police Officer s uniform) Umpire…apney chaaron aor nazarr uthaa ke dekh…tumhein chaaro taraf se police ne gher rakha hai…agar mujhey out de diya to tum goliyon se chhalni ho jaaoge!

Sunny deol :Kuttey kamine…chhod de mujhey…tuney pappaji(dharam saaheb) ko out kiya mein kuchch nahi bola…bobby ko out kiya mein kuchch nahi bola..abb agar mujhey out kiya to mein tujhey itney jootey maaroonga ..ki leg umpire out out karta reh jaayegaa aur tu pit ta
rahegaaa…cheer daaloongaaa…faar daaloongaa..

Aruna Irani (playing mother of Sanjay dutt) umpire kuttey kaminey…tujhe keerey padein…teri laash ko cheel kauuye khaayein..tuney mere phool jaise bete ko out kiya…bhagwaan tujhey kabhie maaf nahi karegaa kuttey..

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eeeerrrrrmmmmmm… was that supposed to be funny? sorry!!! no chance!!!

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Children Are Like Mosquitos…As Soon As They’re Quiet, You Know They’re Into/Upto Something!!!

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Mahi Don, what was this......were you trying to make us laugh on the joke, or on you yourself.

By the way.....abhey, tum kahan ke Don ho... virasat dekh ke uthe ho ya phir satya.....

/* ^You mess wid me....I mess wid U^- AlCapone *\

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Good one…

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The jokes on the mods in this one. Who obviously are too fixated on english to realize that this is not a 'G' rated joke.