Bollywood and Software !!! cool

Bollywood and Software

  • DO loop
    Sau saal pehle, mujhe tumse pyaar tha Aaj bhi hai, aur kal bhi
    rahega

  • IF THEN ELSE
    Tum agar mujhko na chaaho to koi baat nahin Magar kisi aur ko
    chaahogi to mushkil hogi.

  • RETURN statement
    aa laut ke aaja mere meet tujhe mere geet bulaate hain

  • Procedure call
    aaja re ab mera dil pukaara

  • malloc()
    Yaad kiya dilne kahan ho tum?

  • exit(), suspend
    Ruk jaa o jaane waali ruk jaa

  • for(;, the infinite loop
    hum tum, yug yug se ye geet milan ke gaate rahe hain,
    gaate rahenge hum tum…

  • [remote login:]
    tumse kuchh kehna hai, gar tum kuch kehne do

  • network busy ]
    suno - kaho, kaha - suna, kucha huwa kya? abhee to nahin…

  • Two Recursive functions calling each other
    muze kuch kahana hein, muze bhee kuch kahena hein pahle
    tum, pahle tum…

  • extern variable
    hum hein rahee pyaar ke, humse kucha bhee na boliye jo bhee
    pyar se mila hum usike ho liye

  • static/local variable
    Jeena yahaan, marna yahaan iske siwa jaana kahan

  • SUBROUTINE
    Akela hoon mai, es duniya mein, na koi sathee hai…

  • Mental state after a CLEAN COMPILE
    Ek punjaban dil churake le gayee, hai… sona sona … dil
    mera
    sona…

  • Completion of DESIGN SPECIFICATION
    Chanda se hoga woh pyara, phoolon se hoga woh nyara, nachega
    aangan mei
    chamcham, nanha sa munna hamara…

  • FILE NOT FOUND
    Na tum hame jano, na hum tumhe jane, magar lagta hai kutch
    aisa…

  • Global application
    Mera juuta hai japanee, yeh patloon enlishtani, sar pe lal topy
    roosi phir
    bhi dil hai hindustani…