After returning back from a foreign trip, sardar asked his wife,
Do I look like a foreigner?
Wife: No! Why?
Sardar: In London a lady asked me Are you a foreigner?
One tourist from U.S.A. asked to Sardar: Any great man born in this
village???
Sardar: no sir, only small Babies!!!
Lecturer: write a note on Gandhi Jayanthi
So Sardar writes, "Gandi was a great man, but I don’t know who is
Jayanthi.
Sardar was doing experiment with cockroach, first he cut it’s one leg
and told WALK. WALK. Cockroach walked. Then he cut it’s second
leg and told the same. Cockroach walked. Then cut the third leg and
did the same. At last he cut it’s fourth leg and ordered it walk!
But cockroach didn’t walk. Suddenly sardar said loudly, "I
found it. If we cut cockroach’s four legs, it becomes deaf.
When sardar was traveling with his wife in an auto, the driver
adjusted mirror. Sardar shouted, "You are trying to see my
wife? Sit back. I will drive.
