Bodily noises

Ok im sorry this is a very silly thread topic and may be offensive to some people so I apologize in advance.

My thing is that I cant be completely comfortable around a member of the opp. sex where I can burp or fart… is that normal? When I was living with my ex, I always made sure to use the bathroom farthest away from where he was, so that he wouldn’t go in there after me or hear me… you know.. doing my thing :bummer:

Tell me I’m not the only one who wants her private business to be kept private… no matter how close you are to the person.. its just not comfortable!

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When burping… one can always cover the mouth with your hand …
and then you can sneeze…:slight_smile:


saying Alhamdu Lillah will get you a good responce…:slight_smile:


But “Fart” in mixed company…never a good Idea…
even if you blame it on …the SNEEZE…:smiley:


Doctors tell us every person Man or Woman passes Gas atleast 14 times a day.


So no need to be embarrased about it…:snooty:

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burping u can kind of get away with it, if u at least look like ur trying instead of trying to show it off (like some ppl :hoonh:)

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What I hate most is the burp after drinking soda… it kinda comes through the nose :bummer: and its just so apparent and embarassing

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So you have no problem burping and farting in front of same sex :D

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who me? lol well its less likely to happen as I dont spend enough time with them to be doing that… burps I really dont care about when im with female friends :blush:

God I cant believe im having this discussion :smack:

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When was the last time you burp and fart?

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it's embarrassing and so totally gross if someone does it like they are enjoying it. it's understandable if it comes out by mistake though.

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I dont have a timetable or something for each time! :smack:

Ok lets get back to the topic cuz I am soooo not having this discussion

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Quite the opposite here. I would go out of my way to burp and fart on second date. Once you get this out of the way.... you can talk about anything and everything. Perfect ice-breaker!!

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Its a phobia ... get over it ... :biggthumb

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make it into an art form!!! enjoy!

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lol! I'm lucky, I have 3 boys and 2 doggies to blame it on!!

AND...I have all the guys properly trained. Just ask them "whats the FIRST rule about gals?" every one of them, hubby included will tell you "Girls dont burp fart or poop."

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lol no actualy its quite an interesting topic lol:D its true tho like i wudnt fin sneezing a problem, bcos u can cover ure mouth or get up and look in the other direction whn ure about sneeze, cos u generally know whn ure about to sneeze. As far as burping i think u can still get away. But i agree things life farting are of course so embarassing in public and its nt sumthing u can hide, or even get up and go to the side, cos theyll hear it and smell fo the next few minutes:meeno:
like even with ure partner or husband despite the fact that they are so close to you i wud still b majorily embarrases fating infront of them , as opposed to burping on sneezing

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:rotfl:

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:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

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i'm wiht you

i know everyone does it, blah blah

but i think its SOO gross

i HATE bodily functions

shudders

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it's a matter of getting comfortable around your significant other but i agree it is embarassing
lol mamaof3 i like how your approached the matter :D