Bob and Steve, two non-Muslim friends who happen to be lost in a desert.
After days of walking without any water or food, they noticed a Mosque.
Bob said: "Yes, thank God! I will walk in saying that my name is Mohammad, and you say that your name is Ahmed, this way we'll get some food! Deal?"
Steve said: "No, I'm sticking with my name."
They walked into the Mosque and the Sheikh saw them.
The Sheikh asked: "What are your names?"
Bob said: "My name is Mohammad."
Steve said: "My name is Steve."
Sheikh said: "Guys, please bring some food and water for Steve.
And you Mohammad, Ramadan Mubarak!!