Board Exam for SARDAR JI

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PUNJAB BOARD COLLEGE EXAMINATION 2002

TIME: 3 HOURS IST
Marks: (Strictly Confidential)

Instructions:
(a) All questions carry marks.
(b) Use your own brains once you find it.
© Sleeping is NOT allowed during the exam.
(d) Drinking is prohibited during the exam.
Weapons are NOT allowed in the exam hall.

Q.1: Write your name in less than 20 minutes and 20 letters (only alphabets are allowed, no numeric digits or “-” allowed).
Q.2: What is your ###? ( )Male ( ) Female ( ) Sardar ( ) Occasionaly

Q.3: What’s your age group? ( ) less than 0 ( ) equal to 0 ( ) greater than 0.

Q.4: What is 2+2 = ___? ( ) Four ( ) 4 ( IV).

Q.5: If you have one brother, how many brothers does he have? ( )None ( ) Six ( ) Question is too personal.

Q.6: If someone gives you a rupee for 100 paisa, would you get: ( ) One rupee? ( ) 100 paisa?

Q.7: Write an Essay on “MYSELF” in not more than three sentences. [HINT: My name is __________ (same as in Q.1). I am a boy/girl. I am writing an essay.]

Q.8: If the time is 3:00 A.M., what does your digital watch show?

Q.9: At what time does the 11:16 Indrayani Express come?

Q.10: If A=B, and B=C, then is B=A? ( )True ( ) Not false ( ) Out of Syllabus.

Q.11: If you eat ###ch during ###ch-time, what will you have during dinner time? ( )###ch ( ) Breakfast ( ) Midnight Snack ( ) You fast at that time.

Q.12: Think and write the present tense of THOUGHT.

Q.13: This is question number: ( )1 ( )19 ( )20 ( )Can’t count.

Q.14: If 2+3=5, is 3+2=5? ( )Impossible (Forgot to get my Calculator.

Q.15: Write the full form of ASAP, as soon as possible.

Q.16: What the capital of India? ( )India ( ) INDia ( ) INDIA

Q.17: “a,e,i,o,u” are collectively called vowels. What are “e,a,o,u,i” called?

Q.18: Who was the first MAN to land on moon? ( ) Mr. Armstrong ( ) Ms. Armstrong ( ) Mrs. Armstrong.

Q.19: What comes first? ( ) Egg ( ) the Omelet ( ) Hen.

Q.20: Can you count more than five using only your one hand’s fingers? ( ) Yes.

Q.21: Spell M-Y-T-H-O-L-G-Y.

Q.22: Mrs. Sinha is Mr. Sinha’s: ( ) Father ( ) Brother ( ) Son ( ) Daughter

Q.23: To reach the 12th floor of a skyscraper, how many buttons would you press in the elevator? ( )12 ( )12x3=36, ( ) I’ll take the stairs.

Q.24: Complete the following series: 1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,,,,.

Q.25: The Sun is nearer to India than America because: ( ) Sun is smaller than USA ( ) One can see the Sun, but not USA ( ) I don’t have time left to think.

Q.26: Hoe do you make ice cubes? ( )Ask neighbor ( )Buy it from Ice Factory ( ) Forgot recipe.

Q.27: Have you used a computer? ( )May be, but I don’t remember ( )What’s a computer?

Q.28: Where does the Sun got at night? ( )To bed ( ) To a night club ( )It’s there only but due to darkness we can’t see it ( ) Haven’t followed to see where it goes ( ) Ask the Sun itself.

Q.29: Did you reach the last question of the paper? ( )Yes ( )No ( ) I don’t want to think extra.


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