A blonde, wanting to earn some money, and decided to hire herself out
as a handy-woman’ and started canvassing a nearby well-to-do neighborhood.
She went to the front door of the first house, and asked the owner if he
had
any odd jobs for her to do.
“Well, you can paint my porch,” he said,
“How much will you charge me?”
The blonde, after looking about, responded,
“How about $50?”
The man agreed and told her that the paint and other materials
that she might need were in the garage.
The man’s wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her
husband,
“Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?”
The man replied, “She should; she was standing on it. Do you think she’s
dumb?”
"No. I guess I’m guilty of being influenced by all the ‘dumb blonde’ joke
emails we’ve
been receiving."
A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.
“You’re finished already?” the husband ask
“Yes,” the blonde replied, “and I had paint left over, so I gave it two
coats.”
Impressed, the man reached into his pocket for the $50.00 and handed it to
her.
“And by the way,” the blonde added, “it’s not a Porch, it’s a Lexus.”