A blonde is appearing for her University final examination which
consists of Y/N type questions.
She takes her seat in the Examination hall, stares at the
question paper for five minutes, and then in a fit of inspiration
takes her purse out, removes a coin and starts tossing the coin
and marking the answer sheet - Y for Heads and N for Tails.
Within half an hour she is all done whereas the rest of the class
is sweating it out.
During the last few minutes, she is seen desperatley throwing the
coin, swearing and sweating. The invigilator, alarmed, approaches
her and asks what is going on.
“I finished the exam in half an hour”, she says, “Now I am
rechecking my answers.”
Don’t take life too seriously,you won’t get out alive.
A blonde had just got a new sports car and was out for a drive when she accidentally cut up a truck driver. He motioned for her
to pull over.
When she did, he got out of his truck and pulled a piece of chalk from his pocket. He drew a circle on the side of the road and
gruffly commanded to the blonde, “Stand in that circle and DON’T move”.
He then went to her car and cut up her leather seats. When he turned around she had a slight grin on her face, so he said “Oh you think that’s funny? Watch this!”
He got a cricket bat out of his truck and broke every window in her car. When he turned and looked at her she had a smile on her face. He was getting really mad.
He got his knife back out and sliced all her tyres. Now she was laughing.
He went back to his truck and got a can of gas, poured it on her car and set it on fire. He turned around and she was laughing so hard she was about to fall over.
“What’s so funny?” the truck driver asked the blonde.
She replied, “Every time you weren’t looking, I stepped outside of the circle!!”
I have yet to see a naturally blonde Pakistani, brown haired-yes I've seen, but blonde hair is a color naturlly found in the scandanavian region or amongst ppl desendent from those ppl.
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the second one was hilarious