A blonde woman is walking down
the street, with her blouse open.
A cop is approaching from about
a block away, thinking, “Boy,
my eyes must be going, it looks
like that woman’s right boob is
hanging out.”
As he gets closer it becomes
apparent that it “IS” hanging out.
When he gets face to face with
her he says, “Ma’am, are you
aware that I could cite you for
indecent exposure?”
She says, “Why, officer?”
“Well, your boob is hanging out.”
She looks down and says “Oh my god,
I left the baby on the bus!”
:)