**Q: What do you call an unmarried blond in a BMW?
A: Divorcee’
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**Q: Why can’t a blonde get a drivers license?
A: Because every time the instructor says “Let’s park” she jumps in the back seat.
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**Q: What do blondes and turtles have in common?
A: When they are on their backs they are screwed.
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**Q: Why didn’t the blonde want a window seat on the plane?
A1: She’d just dyed her hair.
A2: She’d just blow dried her hair and she didn’t want it blown around too much.
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**Q: How can you tell if a blonde writes mysteries?
A: She has a checkbook.
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A blonde saw a “¿” on her computer screen and asked another blonde,
“How do you do that?” She responded . . .
“Simple, turn the keyboard upside down!”
**Q: Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks?
A: It takes too long to retrain them.
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**Q1 How can you tell if a blonde’s been using the computer?
A: There’s white-out on the screen.
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**Q2: How can you tell if another blonde’s been using the computer?
A: There’s writing on the white-out.
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**Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a computer?
A: You only have to punch information into a computer once.
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******Q: What did the blonde customer say to the buxom waitress (reading her name tag) ?
A: “‘Debbie’…that’s cute. What did you name the other one ?”
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Q: What do you call a blonde in a tree with a brief case?
A: Branch Manager.