This ventriluquist is doing a routine…in it he goes on his usuall rant about how dumb blondes are…at this time a blonde gets up and starts up a storm of how stupid and ignorant that joke is…so the dude starts to apologize profusely but is interrupted abruptly by the blonde who says…
“shut up…i’m not talking to u…i was talking to that thing in ure lap”
“There as many ideas in the minds of men and women as there are stars in the sky, it is your job to hold on to one and make it come true”
Anonymous