A blonde and a redhead are watching the 6 o’clock news one
evening. The redhead bets the blonde $50 that the man in
the lead story, who is threatening to jump from a 40 story
building, will jump. “I’ll take that bet,” the blonde replied.
A few minutes later, the newscaster breaks in to report that
the man had, indeed, jumped from the building. The redhead,
feeling sudden guilt for having bet on such an incident, turns
to the blonde and tells her that she does not need to pay the
$50.
“No, a bet’s a bet,” the blonde replies, “I owe you
$50 dollars.”
The redhead, feeling even more guilty, replies “No, you don’t
understand, I saw the 3:00 edition, so I knew how it was going
to turn out.”
“That’s okay,” the blonde replies, “I saw it earlier too, but I
didn’t think he’d do it again.”
'“Tell me whom you love and I will tell you who
you are…”