What’s black and blue and brown and laying in a ditch?
A brunette who’s told too many blonde jokes.
What do you call going on a blind date with a brunette?
Brown-bagging it.
What’s the real reason a brunette keeps her figure?
No one else wants it.
What do you call a brunette in a room full of blondes?
Invisible.
What do brunettes miss most about a great party?
The invitation
What do you call a good looking man with a brunette?
A hostage
Why are brunettes so proud of their hair?
It matches their mustache
Brunete's revenge:
a blond sat in a first class seat after purchasing a coach ticket on a flight
to New York. The stewerdess told her she needed to move back into the
coach section and the blond replied, "I'm blond and I'm beautiful and I'm
staying here." After much dicussion the stewerdess went and told the pilot
they had a problem getting this blond to move back into the coach section.
The pilot leaned over and whispered something into the blonds ear, and the
blond promptly got up and moved to the back. The stewerdess was
amazed and asked him what he said to her. He replied" I simply told her
that this part of the plane wasn't going to New York.
Why do blonds walk outside during a lightining strom
They think that they are getting their picture taken
How can you tell when a blonde has been using your computer? - By the whiteout on the screen!
What did the blonde say when her honey blew in her ear? - Thanks for the refill!