There was this guy who was married to a blonde, and each night he came home with a came home with a new blonde joke. One night the wife got mad and decided to show him that she wasn’t dumb. She spent the whole next day learning all her states and capitals.
That night when he got home he told his joke. She says, “I’m not so dumb. I know all of the states and capitals. Go ahead, quiz me.”
He thought for a moment and asked, “What is the capital of Massachusetts?”
She quickly replied, “M”
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A blonde got onto a plane for the very first time and was so surprized and amused that she started jumping on her seat and then going all over the plane shouting BOEING BOEING BOEING.
The flight steward would have none of this so he shouted out to her in anger
" Be Silent"
The blond sat in her seat - all shaken and with a red face.
After a little while she started again all over -
OING OING OING OING
nice jokes. well i used to tell blonde jokes to my blonde girl. and u know wats the best part she used to laugh
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