blode jokes:D

how do you drown a dumb blonde?

put a scratch and sniff sticker on the bottom of a pool

a blonde and a brunette are watching the six oclock news, on it is a crazy woman about to jump off a tall building.

the brunette says to the blonde “i’ll bet you 50 that she jumps”

the blonde agrees and they watch intently to see what happens, eventually the woman jumps off the building and dies.

the blonde gets out the money and hands it to the brunette, but the brunette doesnt take it and says:
“no i cant take that, i saw the same thing on the 12 oclock news and i dont feel right about decieving you”

the blonde replies:
“its alright i wached it too, but i didnt think the woman was stupid enough to do it again.”

yes i no-there not that funny-but im bored

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The second one is hilarious :rotfl: :biggthumb
PS. I made it :dhimpak:

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:hug:

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Rating (5/5)
:omg::omg::omg::omg::omg:

the best blonde joke to date!

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blode jokes ?

whoz the real blonde :halo:

just kidding :stuck_out_tongue:

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sure…
2 bad i didnt get it from u

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hey, I meant that I made it FIRST to reply. :rolleyes:

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Kabaara hogaya is thread ka. :rotfl:

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dhobi jo a^-geya.

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Yahan blonde Detector lagaana chahiyay, kiya khiyal hey dhobi bhai? :wink:

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Ahoo jee, tip top. Blonde Detectors in Baltis. :p

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Wah Wah… :k:
Balti Fitttttttttt rahey geee :cb:

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Lekin fir say mind na ker jaey :rolleyes:

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^ these days he has adopted the attitude of saying “No Comment”.:konfused:

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tojo mou karoo dhobi, to jey pajamay mey aag lege

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Nahee mind nahee kero ga, magur pehley neswaar khalaoo :slight_smile:

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No comment error, I have now changed my attitude.
main zera sa :naraz: magroor hoo gaya tha, lekin sorry, chota bhai samajh ker mouaf kerdo :smiley: :smiley: :smiley: :smiley: :smiley:

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:rotfl:

:biggthumb

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hey!ur the one who wasnt being specific enough!:hoonh: :hoonh: :hoonh: :hoonh: :hoonh: (i think i may get addicted 2 this smily-just like i am wit the rolling eyes smiley):hoonh: :hoonh:

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Thanks for telling me, I will replace this :hoonh: smilie aswell. :devil: