Banta singh has recently moved to US and goes to a job interview @ Mcdonalds with Santa singh. As Banta cannot speak english good Santa tells him he will go first for the interview and whatever questions asked he will tell the answers to Banta. The interview goes as follows:
Manager. What will u say when a customer comes to Mcdonald’s
Santa: Welcome to Mcdonald’s can I take your order.
Manager: What will u do if someone spills water on floor.
Santa: I will take a mop and clean it.
Manager: What will happen if I poke u in right eye.
Santa: I will go blind in right eye.
Manager: What will happen if I poke u in left eye also.
Santa: Then I will be completely blind.
Manager: Good u are Hired.
santa comes out and tell Banta all the Q&A and Banta goes in.
Manager: What will u do if someone spills water on floor.
Banta: I will take mop and clean it.
Manager: What will u say when a customer comes to Mcdonald’s.
Banta: Welcome to Mcdonald’s can I take your order.
Manager:What will happen if I cut your right ear.
Banta: I will go blind in right eye.
Manager: Surprised but asks ok what will happen if I cut your left ear.
Banta: I will go completely blind.
Manager: How in the world u will go blind when your ears are cut.
Banta: Sir u see my Pug(Turbun) if u cut my right ear it will fall on on my right eye and when u cut my left ear the whole pug will fall on my eyes and I won’t be able to see.