its not really a joke… and i didnt know where else to post it …so here goes..
There was a blind girl who hated herself because of being blind. She hated everyone except her boyfriend. One day, the girl said that if she could only see the world, she would marry her boyfriend. One lucky day, someone donated a pair of eyes to her! Then she saw everything including her boyfriend… Her boyfriend then asked her,” Now that u can see, will you marry me?" The girl was SHOCKED when she saw that her boyfriend was blind! She said,” I am sorry but i can’t marry you because u are blind." Her boyfriend walked away with tears… and said, “Please take care of my eyes…”
There was a blind girl who hated herself because of being blind. She hated everyone except her boyfriend. One day, the girl said that if she could only see the world, she would marry her boyfriend. One lucky day, someone donated a pair of eyes to her! Then she saw everything including her boyfriend.... Her boyfriend then asked her,” Now that u can see, will you marry me?" The girl was SHOCKED when she saw that her boyfriend was blind! She said,” I am sorry but i can't marry you because u are blind." Her boyfriend walked away with tears... and said, "Please take care of my eyes...." :(
Oh come on. It is really absurd. There is no such thing as complete eye donation. It the cornea which is donated. and donation is never from a living person. Blindness is not a life threatening condition (unless you are walking a a cliff) so cornea is taken from corpses only.
haye rabba akhri words ache nahi the iss liye kehte hein pyar andha hota hi
larka ladki se iss hadh tak mohabbat karta tha k uss ne apne ankhein aur ladki ne...............
Baba Larkian too hoti he aisee hein. Do not complain if you are involved with a girl.
Reference
Words Women Use
Fine
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and
you need to shut up.
Five Minutes
If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour.
Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more
minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
Nothing
This is the calm before the storm. This means "something" and you should
be on your toes. Arguments that begin with "nothing" usually end in
"fine".
Go Ahead
This is a dare, not permission, DON'T DO IT!
Loud Sigh
Although not actually a word, the loud sigh is often misunderstood by
men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she
is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing".
That's Okay
This is one of the most dangerous statements that woman can make to a
man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before
deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
Thanks
This is the least used of all words in the female vocabulary. If a woman
is thanking you, do not question it, just say you're welcome and back
out of the room slowly.
