TEN INDISPUTABLE TRUTHS BLACK PEOPLE KNOW THAT
WHITE PEOPLE WON’T ADMIT
- Elvis is dead.
- Anything below 45 degrees is cold. You should
be wearing a jacket and long pants.- Jesus was not White.
- Skinny does not equal sexy.
- Yes, Black folks! do tan.
- There’s a very thin line between being a legitimately cool
White
person and being an insulting wanna-be gangster.- Thomas Jefferson did father Sally Hemmings’
children.- Bob Hope has never been funny.
- In his prime, Joe Louis would have beat the
snot out of Rocky Marciano. So would Muhammad Ali- Making money does not make you a man.
TEN INDISPUTABLE TRUTHS WHITE PEOPLE KNOW THAT
BLACK PEOPLE WON’T ADMIT
- O.J. did it.
- Gold-plating does not make everything better.
- Just because you have ten fingers does not
mean you have to wear ten rings.- Tupac is dead.
- Teeth should not be decorated.
- Spandex and mini-skirts are not for everyone.
- Jesse Jackson will never be President.
- Larry Bird wasn’t just “white hype”; he could
play.- Your sound system should not be worth more
than your car.- Making babies does not make you a man.