Join the sentences according to your number below:
Pick The Month (Number) You Were Born In:
1----i shot a
2----i ate a
3----i smacked
4----i sang to
5----i fell in love with
6----i murdered
7----i gave my number to
8----i gave a lap dance to
9----i chocked on
10–i went out
11–i had lived with
12–I humped
Pick The Day (Number) You Were Born On:
1-------A homeless guy
2-------your maide
3-------a banana
4-------a fork
5-------a mexican
6-------a gangster
7-------a ninja
8-------an ipod
9-------my best friends boyfriend
10------a goat
11------my dog
12------my dad
13------the computer
14------my science teacher
15------my neighbor
16------myself
17------a jones soda
18------a llama
19------a pickle
20------a stuffed animal
21------a permenant marker
22------a policeman
23------a guitar
24------a baseball bat
25------my pshyciatrist
26------my socks
27------my joger
28------a football player
29------a dvd player
30------a paperclip
31------my cell phone
Pick The Color Of Shirt/Top You Are Wearing:
White------Because i was high.
Black-------Because I was drunk.
Pink--------Because im a stupid guy/girl.
Red---------Because the voices told me to.
Blue--------Because i cant control myself.
Green------Because I hate myself.
Purple------Because Im cute.
Gray--------Because thats how i roll.
Yellow------Because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
Orange----Because i hate my family.
Other------Because that’s how I roll.
none-------Because im sexy and i do what i want
Just Combine Whatever You Get And Enjoy The Fun!! Get Ready For Some Really Creepy Answers!
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