birthday/anniversary card

Hangout Humor (Rated G)
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A man entered a stationery store and asked the clerk for a
birthday/anniversary card.

The clerk replied, “We have birthday cards and we have an-
niversary cards. Why not take one of each?”

The man said, “You don’t understand. I need a card that
covers BOTH events! You see, we’re celebrating the fifth
anniversary of my wife’s thirty-fourth birthday…”

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Define reality…

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*“na maiN momin vich masiitaaN, na maiN muusaa, na fir’aun!”
*

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No man in the world has more courage than the man who can stop after eating one peanut!

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And what’s wrong with celebrating your 34th. birthday five times?

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“One who slays monsters should look to it that he himself does not become a monster. When you gaze long into the abyss, the abyss gazes long back at you”

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LOL

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haha

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~Live With Dignity, Respect Humanity~

11

yaaro..

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, mujhay kabhi kabhar abb SHUBA honay laga hay ke apnay ahmadjee jo hain na, ye ghairailoo baaton ko jokes section main post kar rahay hain ..

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.. cuz ITNAY realistic hotay hain inkay jokes ke koee hadd nahi hay ..

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Life is all a big confusion.. people ignore their feelings, their thoughts, their ideas, their theories, their wishes, and they even ignore what they WANT in order to be happy. Yet surprisingly they remain calm!

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qurbaan jayoon muzna.. miyaan ka diwaalyaa nikaalain gee kiya ?

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Life is all a big confusion.. people ignore their feelings, their thoughts, their ideas, their theories, their wishes, and they even ignore what they WANT in order to be happy. Yet surprisingly they remain calm!