Birth Control - Desi Style

[Samad]

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*knockout, timing is the perfect IDEA, the key is to think about ur problems when doing it like think about ur VISA/Mastercard balance, think about the pakistani politics or the other problems u are having and then after bit of time, just have some will and stop it tay phaiR thaNda mahol tay mithay chol. Timing is the main key, is technique ko Inzi/Yousuf technique bi kaha jata hai.
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[Monk]

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hahahahahaha

and we have two suspects right here"

[Sara516]

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[Monk]

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what??
he asked such a stupid question.

[Sara516]

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not at u...

[Monk]

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wesy banda poochy
if there was a "desi way" why would pakistan's population multiply every 10 years or so

[Sara516]

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look at pakistans population, i dont think there IS any "desi" birth control... :p

[Monk]

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hehe i know ehh

[TLK]

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@Minerva

^ that was in American Desi. I said that on top of my lungs in one of my classes. we were all filing out the evaluation forms for one of our professors, when I asked class fellows around to give me the eraser we have been provided with. When people on the other end couldn’t hear me, frustrated I raised my voice and asked for a rubber… hum ko kia pata tha bhala

you are funny Min..

[Dimagh_HotaToNa]

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@Minerva

^ that was in American Desi. I said that on top of my lungs in one of my classes. we were all filing out the evaluation forms for one of our professors, when I asked class fellows around to give me the eraser we have been provided with. When people on the other end couldn’t hear me, frustrated I raised my voice and asked for a rubber… hum ko kia pata tha bhala

That’s what I said.

lolllll… that’s embarrassing!

[S02]

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Sahar, please don't let your imagination run too wild now. :D

So what is this "rhythm" method. Sounds nice.

It's what others have been talking about. Figuring out when the woman is ovulating, and avoiding sexual intercourse during that time period of 1-3 days.

[fallenpieta]

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@Sara516

Mrs. Newlywed, are you taking notes???

[Sara516]

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[shriek11]

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For you guys..

http://www.noorclinic.com :faizy:

Btw, one thing, the pulling out part before “dropping it” isn’t very reliable since the “pre” - fluid has sperm in it too. I don’t know what kind of health classes you guys are going to, but I never learnt in US that sexual activity is ‘Ok’ except for those 1-3 “special days”.. No wonder, those desi totkas have led to 15-20 kids per rural village women in pakistan :omg:

[Minerva]

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@tariqlkhan

you are funny Min..

funny, I’d say simple and innocent which of course isn’t considered a positive attribute anymore.

[Aashi]

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Fraudz invented the solid birth control method. Its called "sleeping on the couch'

hahahaha

[K_Khan]

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desi! birth control! aren’t these two terms mutually exclusive..

[mizzrani]

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desi birth control = saas bahu ke laraiyan = bahu going back home for a longggg time = no kid in that year

however as soon as they make up = a new piece to evergrowing collection

[STONECOLD]

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Wear tighter trousers!!!

[STONECOLD]

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Donate at the bank!!!