…I’m sure some of us know this one already but I’ll say it any way…
…One morning an MNA’s cat was lost. The police was all over the case. The next day, a call came from the Commissionar,
“Sir, hum nay Billy dhoond li hay. Aap thane aakar layjaiyay.”
The MNA and his kid were at the police-station quickly.
MNA: Buhut shkriah, beta kamran was crying for it all day.
COM: No problem sir, we are here to serve you.
COM: Hawaldar, Billy lay-ao.
Hawaldar shows up with an elephant. MNA was surprized and said that it was “Hathi”, not “Billy”.
The Commissionar looked at the hawaldar; The hawaldar turned to the elephant and raised his stick,
Hathi: Main Billy hoon…Maiy Billy hoon…Main…