Inspired by Codeys search through my previous illdoings I am reposting this:
All guppies are created equal, except cafe wala’s who are less than equal and mods who are more equal than others.
All guppies fear mad scientists foot (except American guppies who fear his nose pic)
No guppies will be discriminated on the basis of ethnicity, language, caste, colour etc..but they maybe discriminated on the basis of acronyms, ABCD’s, FOB, Freshies, Coconuts, TP’s as well as by Country of residence, America, Canada, Pakistan, Britain.
All banned gupies have the option of reincarnation as someone or something else on the boards and will usually be absolved of their sins when reincarnated.
All guppies have the right to post all kinds of poetry on the poetry board, except English poetry, as nobody will read it if it’s in English.
i thought they were hilarious and well thought… :~)
Guppies would you like to add any.. but remember they were originally written by Zakk and you can continue :d
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reincarnation hahahah that’s hilarious.
should be banned in CAfe
I’m gonna be really mean, then!