dunno if uve heard or read it b4, wanted to share 
Bill Gates died and found himself in Purgatory being sized up by
God.
“Well, Bill,” God said, “I’m really confused about this call; I’m
not sure
whether to send you to Heaven or Hell. So I’m going to do
something I’ve
never done before. In your case, I’m going to let you decide where
you want
to go!”
Bill replied, “Well, thanks, God. What’s the difference between the
two?”
God said, “I’m willing to let you visit both places briefly if it
will help
you make a decision.”
“Fine, but where should I go first?”
God said, “I’m going to leave that up to you.”
Bill said, “Okay, then, let’s try Hell first.” So off Bill went to
Hell. It
was a beautiful, clean, sandy beach with clear waters. There were
thousands
of beautiful women running around, playing in the water, laughing
and
frolicking about. The sun was shining, the temperature was perfect.
Bill
was very pleased. “This is great!” he told God. “If this is Hell, I
REALLY
want to see Heaven!”
“Fine,” said God and off they went.
Heaven was a high place in the clouds, with angels drifting about
playing
harps and singing. It was nice, but not as enticing as Hell. Bill
thought
for a quick minute and rendered his decision. “Hmm, I think I
prefer Hell,”
he told God.
“Fine,” God replied, “as you desire.” So Bill Gates went to Hell.
Two weeks later, God decided to check up on the late billionaire to
see how
he was doing in Hell. When God arrived in Hell, he found Bill
shackled to a
wall, screaming among the hot flames in a dark cave. He was being
burned
and tortured by demons. “How’s everything going, Bill?” God asked.
Bill responded (his voice full of anguish and disappointment),
“This is
awful; this is not what I expected. I can’t believe this happened.
What
happened to that other place with the beaches and the beautiful
women
playing in the water?”
“Ah,” God smiled and said, “That was just the screensaver.”
